Poster designed to look like a news publication, entitled "the Onion". The nameplate is at the top right in black with a green strip below with the publication details: "Volume 35 Issue 5 America's Finest News Source 11-17 February 1999" in white. On the right side of the poster are three satirical news stories - "Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord," "Land Mine Siezes Power in Angola," and "Aging Pope 'Just Blessing Everything in Sight,' Say Concerned Handlers". Each "news" story has a photo - Three men shaking hands, a map of Angola, and the Pope. Down the left side of the poster is a "News" columns, with articles titled "Child Abuse: How Much Is Too Much?" with a photo of an adolescent girl cowering against a wall with a teddy bears; "Pier 1 Issues Formal Apology for Rattan Death March" with a photo of a Pier 1 storefront; and "Report: Advances in Porn Technology May Make 'Hypernudity' Possible by 2005". At the bottom left is a "Statshot" section with "a look at the numbers that shape your world" featuring a list of popular baby names for white, black and Asian populations. Below the stats is a table of contents and a barcode.